Holy Golfer T-Shirts

Archbishop playing golf with his staff.

Golf

Golfing Bishop.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Priest with Christian symbol

BLESS YOU

Golfing with God.

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Thanks God!

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Bible Weights

'We're looking for missionaries to cover the golf courses and shopping malls.'

'Sudden death?'

Dog collars.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Inventive Uses of Halo

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

Golf Sale

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Golfers' Heaven

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."