Heavenly Golfer T-Shirts

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Golfers' Heaven

Golf Sale

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Golfing Gods.

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Sudden death?'

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

Golfing Bishop.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Jenga!!!

Golfing with God.

Golf

Thanks God!

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Angel Golf

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

God plays golf

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Heavenly Tennis.

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Athletic scholarship."

'Heulluva Mark.'