Heavenly Player T-Shirts

I know, I was expecting something different too...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jenga!!!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Basketball Halo

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Sudden death?'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Heavenly Tennis.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Goodbye Aretha

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"Athletic scholarship."

"Mind if I pray through?"

Golfers' Heaven

Golf Sale

Noughts and crosses.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"First one to eleven."

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Heulluva Mark.'

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

"Stop that row!"

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Heavenly basketball player

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."

"Excellent Hail Mary."