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Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Noughts and crosses.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Amen. Please help me up."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Extreme Sheepherding

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Bible Weights

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Artist 10k. Finish

Christian Book Centre.

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Watch this space.

How To Saint . . .

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Mind if I pray through?"