Pious Player Pillows

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Noughts and crosses.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Nun Binning the Devil

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Amen. Please help me up."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

Extreme Sheepherding

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Bible Weights

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

Christian Book Centre.

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Watch this space.

How To Saint . . .

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"Mind if I pray through?"