Pious Performer Pillows

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Nun Binning the Devil

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

A woman playing the flute

Applause

'We are gathered here...'

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Ballerina

Sergei Prokofiev.

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Bible Weights

"If I were a carpenter"

Christmas songs

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Frederic Chopin

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Christian Book Centre.

Bishop rocking in his church.