Pious Performer Gifts

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Nun Binning the Devil

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Sir Patrick Moore.

A woman playing the flute

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Applause

'We are gathered here...'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Sergei Prokofiev.

Victor Borge.

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Ballerina

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Bible Weights

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"If I were a carpenter"

"Wow. Tough cloud."

Christmas songs

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Frederic Chopin

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

Christian Book Centre.