Passionate Player Pillows

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Book Lover

Johnny Winter.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Flag bearers

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"Unless you have a better idea."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.