Enthusiastic Player Pillows

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Pointing.

A man cheers

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

Goalie Wall.

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Karate School.

Greece

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Unless you have a better idea."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"She won the spelling bee."

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

The AdRams Family no.9 - The Essex range of computers

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Caution: High-five area.

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Teamwork: Experienced, Nervous, Chilled Out.

Delegating and declining requests for your time will give you greater control over your working life.