Enthusiastic Viewer Pillows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'I like your enthusiasm!'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"I give it two thumbs up!" "You give everything two thumbs up!" The Iggy Iguanodon Show

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

A human cannon with an extended clip

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Men watching football as their ship sinks.

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

Sample Ballot - Throw some of the bums out or throw all of the bums out.

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

'She's always like this when Wimbledon ends.'

"I have a new fascinating hobby: Human-watching..."

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.