Enthusiastic Reviewer Pillows

"I give it two thumbs up!" "You give everything two thumbs up!" The Iggy Iguanodon Show

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Team Leader

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

The Real Russian history

The Music Critic.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

The Critic...

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"How was the play!"

The New York Times Blog Review.

How very Independent!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You call that a suit?"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'