Enthusiastic Reviewer Gifts

"I give it two thumbs up!" "You give everything two thumbs up!" The Iggy Iguanodon Show

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Team Leader

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Filling the Missile Gap

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

The Music Critic.

The Real Russian history

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

The Critic...

The New York Times Blog Review.

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"How was the play!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"You call that a suit?"

How very Independent!

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."