Curious Reviewer Gifts

The New York Times Blog Review.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

But is it organic?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Then what happened?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Do Guns Kill?

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Plasma Ball

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'