Curious Correspondent Gifts

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Do Guns Kill?

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Idle parts

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Sex Section in the Library

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

The New York Times Blog Review.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet? Are we evolved yet?

Stonehenge Books

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

God hounded by the media.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Minimalism exhibition...

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."