Curious Observer Gifts

'Let's arbitrate.'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

"The Goldmans are installing shingles with only a two inch overlap. That's crazy!"

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"How'd you know it was a hairpiece?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Sneaky cat.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Caterpillar being magnified in glasses.

'Because all my neighbors put up blinds.'

"Same to you, Buddy."

Minimalism exhibition...

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Then what happened?"

Mother Duck.

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

The Three Kinds of People

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The New York Times Blog Review.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."