The Three Kinds of People
The Critical Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the analytical mind? Our collection for the critical observer features witty and insightful designs that will resonate with anyone who loves to analyze, critique, or simply enjoys a clever jest. These products are perfect for those who see the world with a discerning eye and appreciate a good laugh at their own or others' perceptive nature. Whether for a fellow thinker or a self-aware critique, these items make a thoughtful gift that combines humor with intelligence.
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!
"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."
"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."
'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'
"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "
'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
Regardless children just want to fit in.
So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.
Famous Optical Illusions!
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."
"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."
"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."
'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'
The Government That Cried Wolf
"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."
AI Summit
Trump Tower
A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.
Dirty Tricks Dept.
North Korea
'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
'This breed can smell incompetence.'
"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."
"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".
"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."
The Critical Observer Gifts Collection
The Critical Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the critical observer with witty and insightful designs—perfect for sparking conversation over morning coffee.
The Critical Observer Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and insight to their space, crafted for the discerning eye and a love for clever design.
The Critical Observer Prints
Browse our art prints that showcase the humor and intelligence of the critical observer—a perfect gift to inspire and amuse.
The Critical Observer T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for the critical observer. Witty, clever, and perfect for anyone who loves to make a thoughtful statement.