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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

The Government That Cried Wolf

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

AI Summit

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Dirty Tricks Dept.

North Korea

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."