The Critical Observer Mugs

The Three Kinds of People

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

North Korea

Dirty Tricks Dept.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

AI Summit

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

TV and man

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".