Crisis Observer Gifts

If your friend or loved one is a crisis observer, you know they have a unique knack for spotting chaos and staying calm. Our collection offers witty and insightful gifts that honor their remarkable talent for navigating life's twists and turns. Perfect for those who see the humor in tension and appreciate a clever keepsake to reflect their sharp observational skills. Find something truly special that resonates with their personality and lets them know their perspective is appreciated.

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Euro-Meltdown

Euro-Meltdown

"I'm going to ride it out."

"I'm going to ride it out."

North Korea

North Korea

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Wall Street Couch

Wall Street Couch

That's What Happens

That's What Happens

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

World Economic Crisis.

World Economic Crisis.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Economy - USA.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

The Three Kinds of People

The Three Kinds of People

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

Economic Downturns

Greek Crisis

Greek Crisis

Exchange Rate.

Exchange Rate.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Euro against the Dollar.

Euro against the Dollar.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

V-O Day

V-O Day

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

Capitalism.

Capitalism.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Crisis Observer Gifts Collection

Crisis Observer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for those who excel at observing and managing life's crises with wit and clarity.

Crisis Observer Pillows

Browse pillows that add wit and insight to any room, celebrating the calm observer in all of us.

Crisis Observer Prints

Check out our art prints that honor the keen eye of crisis observers with clever, thought-provoking designs.

Crisis Observer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase the humorous side of crisis observation—Perfect for relaxed, thoughtful wear.