Recession Observer Gifts

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"One day son, all this will be yours."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Crisis'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I've been sent by the board to ask if you'd be willing to cut your symbolic one dollar a year salary to fifty cents.'

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Highschool sign.

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Exchange Rate.