Inflation Observer Gifts

'You think gas is high? Your mocha latte works out to $85 a gallon.'

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'What do you mean, we're out of tens?'

Gas Prices

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Midterm election s results

V-O Day

Supermarket Merge

Euro against the Dollar.

"He downgraded Apple."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Exchange Rate.

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor