Price Observer Gifts

'Any investment objective is just to keep up with tht price of gas and prescription drugs.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Everything's gone up."

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'