Price Observer Gifts

'Any investment objective is just to keep up with tht price of gas and prescription drugs.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

"He downgraded Apple."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Supermarket Merge

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

Bureau of Inflation.

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"