Price Watcher Gifts

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

'It takes longer every week - they're bound to raise their prices soon!'

Oil at $100 a barrel

Cost of Petrol

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Cash Cows.

Gas prices.

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

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"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

"Pound cake, Ed."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

Bureau of Inflation.

After the coma.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

Gas prices up.

Pump and run.

'Me? I'm non-union, so I can bearly afford to be invested in this market.'

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

"You haven't left the house in a week? What's the matter?" "Gas." "Is it really that bad?" "Almost three bucks a gallon."

'Psst.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"