Price_tracker Gifts

The Price of Nothing

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Currently Boston

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Everything's gone up."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Bureau of Inflation.

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'What a bargain!'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Tariff war"

Gas prices up.

Huawei Coffin

We'll pass on the entrees...

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Gas price rollercoaster.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'