Price Tag Detective Gifts

"If the sticker shock for this drug lasts more than 4 hours, call your insurance company."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

'There's a special offer. The standard 50p tin of beans has been reduced from 70p to 60p...'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Unusual Offers

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'But what do you sell?'

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'What a bargain!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

Art attack.

Gas price rollercoaster.

Things of the past...

"I decided to cut out the pretense and get to the point!"

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'