Price Investigator Gifts

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

The Price of Nothing

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'What a bargain!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Short Memories

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

Dadonomics

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'Dollar'

Gas price rollercoaster.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Art attack.

Tel Aviv Tents

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Things of the past...

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.