Price Explorer Gifts

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

At the market

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Brick and Mortar

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Middle Eastern Crisis.

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'All these conferences look the same.'

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"