Price Explorer Pillows

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Last week you taught us about inflation, so I have included that in my calculation."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Brick and Mortar

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Middle Eastern Crisis.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'All these conferences look the same.'