Price Investigator Pillows

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

'What a bargain!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Short Memories

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

Dadonomics

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Gas price rollercoaster.

Things of the past...

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'Dollar'

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Mervyn King

Tel Aviv Tents

Art attack.

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"