Price Detectives Pillows

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Things of the past...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Unusual Offers

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Customer Convention

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

The United States' economy deflating.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Euro Bomb

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Have you seen my money?