Price Detectives Pillows

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Things of the past...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Customer Convention

Unusual Offers

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

The United States' economy deflating.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Euro Bomb

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand