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Discount Detective Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with our discount detective pillows. Fun, witty designs that celebrate their skill at finding savings, perfect for a home or office refresh.
Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.
"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."
"I can recommend the coho salmon in a wine-dill sauce, with a suggested retail price of twenty-four ninety-five. However, you may have it for only eighteen ninety-five if you order now."
"Paying full price again? Won't you ever admit you're sixty plus?"
'But what do you sell?'
'I knew there was a catch to this senior citizen discount.'
'Do you offer a sidekick discount?'
'Is there any special deals since we have lent you guys so much money.'
Unusual Offers
Lunch £9 - Pensioners £7.
Sale
"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"
Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.
That's supposed to say garage sale!
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
Sale.
Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."
We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.
Customer Convention
Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."
'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'
Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).
"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."
Micro and Macro Department,
Discount Detective Pillows Collection
Discount Detective Mugs
Explore more clever mugs designed for discount detectives and deal lovers—perfect for their morning brew or afternoon tea.
Discount Detective Prints
Browse our collection of prints that capture the spirit of saving and deal finding, ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Discount Detective T-Shirts
Find more witty t-shirts for deal hunters who take pride in their savings skills and love showcasing their passion in style.