Price Tag Inspector Pillows

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

Art attack.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Everything's gone up."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

The Price of Nothing

Bureau of Inflation.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'What a bargain!'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

Things of the past...

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

Gas price rollercoaster.

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!