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"If the sticker shock for this drug lasts more than 4 hours, call your insurance company."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Bakery. Cakes $6.66. Upside Down Cakes $9.99.

Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

'There's a special offer. The standard 50p tin of beans has been reduced from 70p to 60p...'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

The Price of Nothing

Bureau of Inflation.

'But what do you sell?'

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'What a bargain!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Short Memories

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Art attack.

Gas price rollercoaster.

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."