Price Monitor Gifts

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Sale.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Everything's gone up."

Crisis Buzz.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

'What a bargain!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

Bank of England Base Rates.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Avocado Prices

Art attack.

"No sir. That isn't the artist's telephone number. That's the price tag"

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'