Inflation Observer Prints

'You think gas is high? Your mocha latte works out to $85 a gallon.'

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'What do you mean, we're out of tens?'

Gas Prices

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Exchange Rate.

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Euro against the Dollar.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"He downgraded Apple."

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Business isn't booming.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'