Inflation Inspector Gifts

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Food prices.

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Duel Fuel?

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'Dollar'

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

Gas Prices

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

UK Economy

"I think I finally understand inflation."

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

Tel Aviv Tents

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Mervyn King

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."