Inflation Inquisitor Gifts

'I see the price of food is up again.' - 'Yes, 10 pence a pint.'

Newton discovers the theory of gas prices.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

In the red

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Duel Fuel?

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

Gordon Brown is making money.

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Tel Aviv Tents

'Dollar'

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

UK Economy