Inventory Inspector Gifts

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

All Natural Nothing

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Supply Chain

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Satis Factory Tour

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

Genetically Modified Stocks

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was Fred in inventory. He's been outsourced.'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

Quartermaster. He's not marching efficiently - reboot him.

'This is my supply chain.'