Inventory Expert Gifts

'This is my supply chain.'

Manage the inventory better --- Spoilage is bankrupting me! Produce. He's losing money because of all the dead beets. (Published previously on April 21, 2010).

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Supply Chain

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Satis Factory Tour

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

You Shouldn't Have

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

Genetically Modified Stocks

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"