Inventory Expert Mugs

'This is my supply chain.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Supply Chain

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Satis Factory Tour

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Genetically Modified Stocks

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."