Inventory Specialist Gifts

A Pilferage Problem.

Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Supply Chain

Automatic check out

'Warehouse Business'

Supermarket filing using Bar Codes

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'You know too much,'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Catalogue of little books.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Cheap Labour Countries.

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Satis Factory Tour

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Genetically Modified Stocks

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.