Stockpile Specialist Gifts

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Cheap Labour Countries.

Bowling ball head.

Prepper Dog

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"You want to pick up your orders yourself?..."

Male and female loves.

Quartermaster. He's not marching efficiently - reboot him.

'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'

"That isn't MY definition of contract segmentation..."

Cost of the military.

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'This is my supply chain.'

"I'm stockpiling food for a 'No Deal' Brexit."

Home For Sale - TP Included

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

'Blast these cuts!'