Shelf Stacking Specialist Gifts

The inventor of DIY shelving

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Top - Perhaps

"I call it angle-poise"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Jobs for graduates

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

'Organizing by alcohol content may have been a mistake. We've had to replace the floor eight times.'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'