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Still A Shrimp

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.