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Still A Shrimp

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"There goes our early night."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'