Bookstore Enthusiast Gifts

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Here, Sally, try this book! You won't be able to turn it off!'

"I thought this was an antique shop."

"I can't believe they didn't have cutting boards"

Plato's Philosophy Bookstore: 'NOT closed.'

'Do you have anything more basic than Poker for Ignoramuses, Dolts, Blockheads & Dopes?'

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Reading my Critics

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Multi-Generational Books

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The practical psychopath

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"