Bookstore Enthusiast Gifts

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Here, Sally, try this book! You won't be able to turn it off!'

"I thought this was an antique shop."

"I can't believe they didn't have cutting boards"

Plato's Philosophy Bookstore: 'NOT closed.'

'Do you have anything more basic than Poker for Ignoramuses, Dolts, Blockheads & Dopes?'

Tolstoys R Us

"Sorry we don't stock it. Try an independent like Foyles … no, hang on…"

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

The practical psychopath

Myths and legends...

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

So You've Cloned Yourself

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.