Shelf Stylists Gifts

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...