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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."