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'Do you have that in red?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."