Shelf Decorators Gifts

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Dog Bookends

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

Library Waiting to Happen

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'