Shelf Decorators Gifts

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Dog Bookends

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Library Waiting to Happen

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'